Remember one thing >>> inside card: Men are not usually attracted to your for your mind.  They are attracted to you for what you don't mind.

People Say things like "The truth will set you free" >>> Inside card: But they leave out the part that first it will probably piss you off.

Sometimes if you want the rainbow >>> inside card: You have to out up with the rain.

Break-ups never make much sense... >>> inside card: Let's do something that does.  We'll drink though lunch and dance through dinner.

The uphill journey of life can be pretty hard >>> inside card: Especially when the man in your life starts acting like a retard.  Hang in there.

Laugh and the world laughs with you >>> inside card: Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

Being alone may be scary but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.

Instead of being discouraged...

>>> inside card: Consider that's life's obstacles tell you what to do next.

Do you ever wish that men were like the toys we played with when we were young? >>> inside card: If they were we could put them away when we got bored.

At times it seems that life is one thing after another. >>> inside card: I think it is just the same thing over and over.  Hang in there.

Remember if people are talking behind your back >>> Inside card: It only means you are two steps ahead.

Be like the birds... >>> inside card: Sing after every storm.

There is only one way to look at the past >>> inside card: Do not try to hide from it.  It will not find you if you don't repeat it.

When you get to the end of your rope >>> inside card: Tie a knot and hang on.

Each friend represents a world in a us >>> inside card: A world possibly not born until they arrive (Anais Nin)

No one said raising children would be easy >>> inside card: But, I never thought it would be this hard.  Do you think it was a big joke kept to laugh at us later?

Who would have thought that parenting includes: >>> inside card: Keeping a straight face while your toddler tells you the most outrageous lie you have ever heard?

Shopping is better than sex. >>> inside card: If you aren't satisfied when you get home, you can make an exchange for something you really like.

Marrying a man is like buying something you have been admiring for a long time in a shop window >>>inside card: You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always match everything in the house.

You begin to grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself >>> inside card: Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many laughs.